A MYSTERY QUIZ
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YOU TOO CAN BE A PROFESSIONAL!! Just take this short
quiz... This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you are
qualified to be a professional.
There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to
think like a professional.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Incorrect Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut the
refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put
in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except
one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if
you are capable of comprehensive thinking. Okay, if you did not answer the
last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your
qualifications to be a professional.
4. There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?
Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the
animal meeting! This question tests your reasoning ability.
SO... If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true
professional. Wealth and success await you.
If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but there's
hope for you.
If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a
fast food joint.
If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs. It's the only
way you will ever make any money.
If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any
higher mental functions at all, such as law or politics.
Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an
There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and
answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again,
quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them.
Now, arrow down (but not too fast, you might miss something).
Think of a number from 1 to 10.
Multiply that number by 9.
If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together.
Now subtract 5.
Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you
ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, etc.).
Think of a country that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter in the name of that country.
Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.
Are you thinking of Kangaroos in Denmark?
If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different
enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with
kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.
Three salesmen decided to share a $30 hotel room for
and split the cost evenly.
After they checked in, the hotel manager noticed that they
should have been charged only $25 for the room.
So, he gave the porter five one-dollar bills and said to
the money to the three men.
As the porter was walking to the salesmen's room, he
how he was going to split the five dollars evenly between
three salesmen. So, he put two dollars in his pocket and
each of the three salesmen one dollar.
Now, if each of the salesmen paid $10 for their share of the
room and were given one dollar back, then they each
paid $9 for the room.
Nine times three is twenty-seven, plus the two dollars the
porter put in his own pocket is twenty-nine
(9 x 3 = 27. 27 + 2 = $29)
Where is the other dollar?
Think about it.